May 2013
67 posts
me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
authocracy:
kingcheddarxvii:
do u think God ever gets sad like “what do u mean u don’t love urself i worked so hard on u….”
…why is this so uplifting
“Seduce me. Write letters to me. And poems, I love poems. Ravish me with your...”
– Anne Boleyn (via perfect)
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
